Goober wrote:them- "where are you gonna be hunting?"
Me- "oh, I don't actually hunt, I am running a meth lab back in the woods. As exploxive as this stuff is, I like to do it away from people."
them- "where are you gonna be hunting?"
me- "oh, I am not sure. I am actually a game warden, so I don't get much time to hunt."
either way, you can bet they will avoid you!!!!
I once told someone I was going to be smoking crack and looking at kiddie porn while fondling my Glock in one hand and myself with the other....I was morel hunting,not deer hunting. Good thing,too,because I was visited by the police shortly afterwards.
For hunting - or fishing - I usually say I'm not sure where I'll be until I get there.