Widdle Wabbit

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Widdle Wabbit

Unread postby huntinnurse » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:29 pm

Widdle Wabbit

A precious little girl walks into a Petsmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."


For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.John 3:16 KJV
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Re: Widdle Wabbit

Unread postby Black Squirrel » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:03 pm

:lol:
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Re: Widdle Wabbit

Unread postby Boo » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:44 am

Nice :lol:
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Re: Widdle Wabbit

Unread postby magicman54494 » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:03 am

And later in life that precious little girl became a nurse and internet moderator and goes by the name huntnnurse. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Widdle Wabbit

Unread postby huntinnurse » Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:48 pm

LOL!!!!!!! How did you know I had a python when I was a widdle giwl?????
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Re: Widdle Wabbit

Unread postby WiBowhuntress » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:33 am

LOL! Cute one!


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