A little bear hunt story .......... The 3 bears

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A little bear hunt story .......... The 3 bears

Unread postby Brad » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:08 pm

So we all know where our fearless leaders are, but do we know the REAL story of what is going on? I am afraid we don't, luckily a little bird has filled me in, so I can pass it on to the others.

Once upon a time in a land where vikings fans roam, there lived a bear cub. He was not your ordinary bear, he was THE bear. He followed his mommys instructions as a baby and cleaned his plate every night, and went to bed early and slept 4 months a year like clockwork. Eventually he grew into a big strong bear who was mean to all the other smaller bears in the area. What will make a bear turn mean you ask? Well he simply did not get enough bear hugs from his mommy and daddy, so he learned on the southside of the woods to fight, and to steal what he wants. He soon began eating from barrels and logs and stole all the other bears food.

This is where our hero comes in, Dan drew a tag for the elusive black bear, and having killed a few bears before, he knew he needed THE bear. He made several tips to the area over the summer to get intel on where he should hunt, and slowly but surely he gathered that he needed to go after the thug bear to prevent theft and bullying of the other bears in the area.

He enlisted the help of Carol, and some friends including our very own Bighunt to go along and cheer and offer motivational support. He also took some buddies along to help kill some other bears, you know, so THE bear wouldn't be tipped off before his time was up, he would think they were there to kill the other bears because no one was brave enough to tangle with THE bear in the past.


The journey started out with tons of excitement on the drive up, bear hunting keeps you on the edge of your seat at all times, even when your not hunting.
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The first order of business was setting up some food for THE bear to steal

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So the team went out and started their quest for THE bear. The first order of business was to find the bears assistants, and take them out making THE bear more vulnerable. The problem was the assistant bears did not take to this kindly, and they did not want to show their face, they knew the big buck serial killer and his friends were in the area, they did not know why, but they were afraid anyways. They ran away so fast they created an early morning duststorm that blanketed the entire area, including our hero's main transportation. Image

They did this for two reasons, number one to buy time to form a counter plan, and to try to intimidate our hero into leaving. They failed on both accounts.


What THE bear and his assistants didnt know, however, was that our hero was busy setting stands to take a nice clear sniper shot from. A gun would not be suitable for this task, it had to be a Forge bow, stealth, speed, and quietness was paramount.

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A few days went along and the bait was not getting hit, and our hero was getting frustrated, the bully had to be taken as soon as possible. The bait had just not been hit yet.

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FINALLY after a few long days, the first bear was sighted..........
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It didnt take long and the group went in to take out the two assistant bears. They were found "twerking" in the woods to a miley cyrus song

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Our fearless team acted quick, and took down the assistants so our hero could get at their leader in time.

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When THE bear found out what had happened to his assistants, he was infuriated, and he decided he could not risk stealing the others food, he would have to go hungry for awhile to avoid his demise.

Our hero thought long and hard, and decided he needed a "special" type of food, so he placed it out for THE bear knowing he could not help but try and steal it.

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What was this "special" food you ask?

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It didnt take long, and THE bear figured out that this feast was only fitting for him, no other bear could have it. He came right in and pushed a little old lady off the food and stole her purse, so our hero pulled back the Forge and let the muzzy eat in THE bear. The Forge powered muzzy hit so hard it cut a 3 foot cut in
THE bear.

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Our hero and bighunt quickly recovered THE bear who did not go far.
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He was a fat bear that weighed an estimated 450-500 lbs!!!!

Carol rejoiced because she knew this meant the streets were once again safe for the other woodland creatures, AND that Dan and bighunt got to take a much needed bath......

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So, what is the moral of the story here? Well you need the occasional bear hug from your parents or you will grow up mean and snarly. You need to clean your plate and hibernate on time if you want to grow big and strong, and you should never allow your assistant body guards to watch miley Cyrus "twerking" when they should be watching out for you.

Oh, and we also learned Dan is a BIG BEAR SERIAL KILLER aka BBSK!!!!
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And the vikings lost their home opener!! (Oh wait, that is another story for another day :mrgreen: )


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Re: A little bear hunt story .......... The 3 bears

Unread postby DEERSLAYER » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:53 pm

Wow, that's a nice bear! Congrats to Dan and everyone involved! :clap: That looks like it was an absolutely AWESOME good time!!!!!!!!! I'm sure BH had a blast. I know I would have! That is too cool. I actually want to bear hunt now.

I would love to have eaten that bears special meal too. Scrambled eggs and real ham! :L: :mrgreen:

That bear deserves a full body mount. Maybe standing up on about a 10" high rock replica encased in a big Plexiglas tube with a top that has some LED's in it. :music-rockon:
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Unread postby Dewey » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:12 pm

Looks like a great bear Dan! Congrats to everyone that filled their tags! :clap:

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Unread postby Uncle Lou » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:36 am

:clap: :clap:

So that is why Carol lets dan hunt bear every other year, to get him to take a bath.
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Unread postby Stanley » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:20 am

Very cool, thanks for sharing. Great bear Dan killed.
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Unread postby Bigdaddy-yoyo » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:48 am

nice story Brad........congrats Dan :clap:
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Unread postby Uncle Lou » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:04 am

Bigdaddy-yoyo wrote:nice story Brad........congrats Dan :clap:


you just like his Vikings jabs you bear lover
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Unread postby Carol » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:55 am

Uncle Lou wrote::clap: :clap:

So that is why Carol lets dan hunt bear every other year, to get him to take a bath.


look close and you will see the bear with him and bighunt
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Unread postby Carol » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:29 am

Sharing this with everyone. Great post by Brad that he had up in the Mod's Forum. We kept them updated during Dan's bear hunt. Was only expecting Brad to share the pics, not create this funny spin on things. Thanks Brad!!!
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Unread postby BigHunt » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:25 am

:lol:
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Unread postby BigHunt » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:25 am

Uncle Lou wrote::clap: :clap:

So that is why Carol lets dan hunt bear every other year, to get him to take a bath.

:lol: ..he cleans up real nice! :lol: ;)
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Unread postby Jackson Marsh » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:35 pm

Great write up Brad!

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Unread postby Badger » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:00 pm

Awesome!


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