The return, of Roscoe P. Coltrane !!
Years after our first encounter (now in my twenties) I ran into Roscoe once again...
I was spring scouting deep within a northern Michigan swamp. I came back out at midday, hungry and ready for a drink. When I got to my truck I flipped down the tailgate to sit down and eat a sandwich and crack open an iced soda. All of a sudden I hear the roar of an engine *** and here comes Roscoe once again! He had been hiding in his car in the woods waiting for me to come out. He spun dirt with his tires ten feet in the air and came flying down the woods road (yes, I began having flashbacks
). He slammed on the brakes and stopped his CO car right behind my truck and jumped out. He hollered, "What are you doing back here!" Okay, I'm totally flashing back now...
I stated, "I'm spring scouting for deer hunting." He almost yelled at me with his reply, "you do that in the fall". I replied, "actually, there are many thousands of Michigan hunters that spring scout."
Now this is word for word what happened with no elaboration on my part. He stomped past me, threw open the door of my truck and began going through the seats / glove box, behind the seats...
I stated, "sure, go ahead and search my truck!" and kept eating my sandwich while I shook my head. After a couple of minutes he closed my door and came back. He blurted out, "we've been getting reports of poaching back here" (you can't make this up, I wondered how many times he had done this). We were at something of a stand off as he wasn't sure what he was going to do next. I took another bite of my sandwich and a swig of soda. Next, he blurted out "there's an eagle area about a mile down the road from here and no one is allowed in there!" He was referring to an area closed off by the Forest Service which contained an eagle nest.
"I know right where you are speaking of, don't worry I won't go down there." Without speaking another word he got in his car and sped away.
Less than stellar, but what do you do?