Dating the fat chick

[Jurist]

Well,
I never dated a fat chick but I woke up next to a few.

[dan]

I probably would have never gone up that tree. I would have been scared that it would fall over.

Being that you were right on the property line, wouldn't anything behind you be off limits to shoot?

Yes... could not of shot over there if I wanted to. Expected bucks to come from the way they did

[greenhorndave]

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, cook me on that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go 'round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew I had to be in this certain tree, huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big doe, man, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been swinging in my stand
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every brown eyed doe along the way, hey
But their beauty and their hide
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them big swamp donkeys every time

C'mon!
Oh, won't you take me home tonight?
Oh, cook me on that red firelight
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round

Hey, listen here!
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big doe, you done made a big man of me

Now, get this!
Oh, (I know) you gonna take me home tonight? (Please)
Oh, cook me on that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round, yeah
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round

Get on your beast sticks and climb
Ooh yeah, oh yeah, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, climb 'em, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls, yes yes

You certainly have a knack for this H13!

[802bowhunter]

Whats the difference between a vermont girl and a moose.
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A flannel shirt.

[greenhorndave]

Whats the difference between a vermont girl and a moose.
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A flannel shirt.

[Huntress13]

You certainly have a knack for this H13!

Everything reminds me of a song. And it's just too fun to put it into hunting terms.

[beddedbuck]

Well,
I never dated a fat chick but I woke up next to a few.

We referred to that as a slump-buster

[greenhorndave]

Well,
I never dated a fat chick but I woke up next to a few.

We referred to that as a slump-buster

[Randyflash]

Well,
I never dated a fat chick but I woke up next to a few.

We referred to that as a slump-buster

Lol

[crankn101]

I went home with a fat girl once a bunch of times.

-Rodney Carrington

[RookieBeast2019]

Memories.....