One Liners
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Me to my wife......" what's the difference between an erection and a Porsche??? " I dont have a Porsche
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Hunt like a beast.
Big bucks never do anything randomly.
I have a plan Hunt more work less.
Big bucks never do anything randomly.
I have a plan Hunt more work less.
Never give up Freedom for imagined safety.
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Plan to execute, execute the plan.
http://www.iowawhitetail.com
Leading the way for habitat and management information
"It's a good thing you don't need commas and colons to kill deer" -seaz
Leading the way for habitat and management information
"It's a good thing you don't need commas and colons to kill deer" -seaz
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If you ain't first you're last
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If you ain’t livin’ your dying. Enjoy each day to it’s fullest.
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greenhorndave wrote:Too many to list, but go to this Infaltism post for a treasure trove.
“If your not bumping bucks every once in awhile your not even in the game.”
http://www.thehuntingbeast.com/viewtopi ... =3&t=49296
My favorite as well!
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That tree stand location ain't worth a pee hole in the snow...
Expect the Unexpected when you least Expect it...
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Don't let your mouth overload your arz
Expect the Unexpected when you least Expect it...
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Dbl post.
That's the joke right there "Dbl post".
Get it
That's the joke right there "Dbl post".
Get it
Expect the Unexpected when you least Expect it...
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"Fine mess you got yourself into" Seaz will appreciate that one....somewhat of an inside joke
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When there’s carbon in the air there’s hope.
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I luv the smell of Streetwalker doe in heat in the morning, smells like victory.
I came here to do 2 things: drink some beer and kill some deer. Looks like I'm almost out of beer.
I smoke brisket and ribs I hunt deer.
A bit back but think I got liver
I came here to do 2 things: drink some beer and kill some deer. Looks like I'm almost out of beer.
I smoke brisket and ribs I hunt deer.
A bit back but think I got liver
Life is hard; It’s even harder if you are stupid.
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If you don't like it LUMP it!
If you cant say something nice, don't say nothin at all
If you cant say something nice, don't say nothin at all
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My buddies that hunt once a year on opening morning of gun season...
- 7:45AM Text - Nothing moving over here. Y'all wanna go to town for breakfast.
- 7:45AM Text - Nothing moving over here. Y'all wanna go to town for breakfast.
"Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make your a better person." ~Fred Bear
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