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Re: One Liners

Unread postby Evanszach7 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:18 am

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Unread postby brkissl82 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:49 am

Me to my wife......" what's the difference between an erection and a Porsche??? " I dont have a Porsche
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby Tennhunter3 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:54 am

Hunt like a beast.

Big bucks never do anything randomly.


I have a plan :idea: Hunt more work less.
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby muddy » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:51 pm

Plan to execute, execute the plan.
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"It's a good thing you don't need commas and colons to kill deer" -seaz
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby jmaas07 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:02 pm

If you ain't first you're last
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby Dewey » Mon Jun 10, 2019 3:05 pm

If you ain’t livin’ your dying. Enjoy each day to it’s fullest.
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby flinginairos » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:40 am

greenhorndave wrote:Too many to list, but go to this Infaltism post for a treasure trove.

“If your not bumping bucks every once in awhile your not even in the game.”

http://www.thehuntingbeast.com/viewtopi ... =3&t=49296


My favorite as well! 8-)
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby Edcyclopedia » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:15 am

That tree stand location ain't worth a pee hole in the snow...
Expect the Unexpected when you least Expect it...
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Unread postby Edcyclopedia » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:16 am

Don't let your mouth overload your arz
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby Edcyclopedia » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:17 am

Dbl post.

That's the joke right there "Dbl post".
Get it :whistle:
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby jmaas07 » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:19 am

"Fine mess you got yourself into" Seaz will appreciate that one....somewhat of an inside joke
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Unread postby Ahawk116 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:45 am

When there’s carbon in the air there’s hope.
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby Boogieman1 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:41 am

I luv the smell of Streetwalker doe in heat in the morning, smells like victory.


I came here to do 2 things: drink some beer and kill some deer. Looks like I'm almost out of beer.


I smoke brisket and ribs I hunt deer.


A bit back but think I got liver
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Re: One Liners

Unread postby john1984 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:59 am

If you don't like it LUMP it!

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Re: One Liners

Unread postby Dpierce72 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:02 am

My buddies that hunt once a year on opening morning of gun season...

- 7:45AM Text - Nothing moving over here. Y'all wanna go to town for breakfast. :lol:
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