Has anyone ever had this happen to them while sitting in a stand?

[Rodd]

I had something happen to me last Saturday am while sitting in a bow stand that had never happened to me & none of the hunters I've talked to have ever heard of it either. I suppose you could make this up, but it kind of falls into the category of "you can't make this stuff up".

I heard a squirrel coming down the tree above me, nothing new about that, happened to me hundreds of times over the years. Little bits start falling, acorn pieces or bark I figured, but they kept coming. I looked up it's a fox squirrel the size of a half grown kitten, one of those real big devils. He's sitting about 5' above my head facing down. I see a spot on my jacket sleeve & look around, is it sprinkling? No, by now you've figured it out. He was peeing on me. It wasn't like it was just streaming down, he was just leaking. I understand, he was getting old & was having control issues. I laughed as he headed back up the tree.

However, when he switched over to the next tree over & came down & sat on a branch slightly below me & out from the tree trunk it was time to act.

I switched arrows to an old broad head, one of which I, probably like most guys, always carry for varmints & such. He went down the tree & sat on the ground, fine I'll shoot him there. Drew couldn't see him, adjusted my hood, it was blowing 20-30 mph out of the NW here that morning. He wasn't there. He went back on top of that branch & I smoked him with a three blade NAP Spitfire Max.

[Jackson Marsh]

He was dissing you and got what he deserved.

[jmaas07]

Happened to me a couple seasons ago, had to laugh

[matt1336]

I’ve had them drop stuff on me but never peed on me. That’s funny.

[westbound]

That's funny! Glad you took out the perp.

I have never been pissed on by an animal while on stand, but I have had a bird poop on me. That's not as bad as being peed on, though, in my opinion.

[vtbuck]

He was helping you with a little cover scent.

[Dewey]

I would have waited till he got back on the ground and peed on him to get even.

[backstraps]

HAHAHAHA Well sometimes you just have to prove that YOU are the top of the food chain!

[Motivated]

I would have waited till he got back on the ground and peed on him to get even.

No way... Gotta up your game Dewey and drop a deuce!

[Evanszach7]

[Itchy Bones]

I would have waited till he got back on the ground and peed on him to get even.

No way... Gotta up your game Dewey and drop a deuce!

And then I read your henri Bergson quote hahahaha I’m dying!!!

[muddy]

That's funny

[krent12]

[Bigb]

I've had one pee on me before and laughed, I'm pretty sure they do it on purpose to make me mad. Now, if I have a lot under my stand, I'll try to time when I need to relieve myself when I have one right below. It's tough to connect, but I've had returned the favor a couple times before.

I hate those squirrels, thick by me even though someone squirrel hunts my main farm most of August and does very well. A few years back during firearm season one somehow snuck up in my and when I turned he was resting on my gun barrel. Nearly startled my out of my stand being 3 feet from my head and not knowing he was there!

[bowfreak8]

Haha that squirrel had it coming to him.