Funny Stan Story, as Requested
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Funny Stan Story, as Requested
So, I mentioned that a big part of Stan's personality was his sense of humor and his pulling pranks. Here is a sample:
We had taken our daughters on vacation, which always involved pulling the boat to a quiet lake and fishing all week. We looked like the Beverly Hillbillies, everything we needed strapped into the boat. You know, coolers, chairs, bikes...we set up camp and took off to explore the nearest town before we settled down to do some serious fishing.
I collect antique salt cellars, so any antique places were a definite stop. We discovered a promising-looking shop and I got busy, hunting for salts, while the other three roamed through the store. Now and then, I would catch Stan's voice and the girls chattering and giggling.
I heard an, "Ahhhhhhh!" Pretty soon, the girls ran up to me, grabbing at my arms, laughing hysterically and insisting that we had to leave right now.
Turns out the girls had witnessed a big old "plumber's but." With much giggling, they pointed out the man's hairy backside to their dad.
When we caught up to Stan, he was almost out the door, waving his arms around his head and saying in a goofy high-pitched voice,
"AHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS CRACK HOUSE!"
Jan
We had taken our daughters on vacation, which always involved pulling the boat to a quiet lake and fishing all week. We looked like the Beverly Hillbillies, everything we needed strapped into the boat. You know, coolers, chairs, bikes...we set up camp and took off to explore the nearest town before we settled down to do some serious fishing.
I collect antique salt cellars, so any antique places were a definite stop. We discovered a promising-looking shop and I got busy, hunting for salts, while the other three roamed through the store. Now and then, I would catch Stan's voice and the girls chattering and giggling.
I heard an, "Ahhhhhhh!" Pretty soon, the girls ran up to me, grabbing at my arms, laughing hysterically and insisting that we had to leave right now.
Turns out the girls had witnessed a big old "plumber's but." With much giggling, they pointed out the man's hairy backside to their dad.
When we caught up to Stan, he was almost out the door, waving his arms around his head and saying in a goofy high-pitched voice,
"AHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS CRACK HOUSE!"
Jan
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That's funny stuff, right there! Thanks for sharing that.
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that’s good stuff. Thanks for sharing.
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Good stuff Jan... I miss Stan's witty one liners...
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Great Story.. Thank You for sharing.
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Crack kills !
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Stanley wrote:So, I mentioned that a big part of Stan's personality was his sense of humor and his pulling pranks. Here is a sample:
We had taken our daughters on vacation, which always involved pulling the boat to a quiet lake and fishing all week. We looked like the Beverly Hillbillies, everything we needed strapped into the boat. You know, coolers, chairs, bikes...we set up camp and took off to explore the nearest town before we settled down to do some serious fishing.
I collect antique salt cellars, so any antique places were a definite stop. We discovered a promising-looking shop and I got busy, hunting for salts, while the other three roamed through the store. Now and then, I would catch Stan's voice and the girls chattering and giggling.
I heard an, "Ahhhhhhh!" Pretty soon, the girls ran up to me, grabbing at my arms, laughing hysterically and insisting that we had to leave right now.
Turns out the girls had witnessed a big old "plumber's but." With much giggling, they pointed out the man's hairy backside to their dad.
When we caught up to Stan, he was almost out the door, waving his arms around his head and saying in a goofy high-pitched voice,
"AHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS CRACK HOUSE!"
Jan
Thank you Jan. That's hilarious!
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I can picture him waddlin out with his crocs - too funny!
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I needed a good laugh today. Thank you
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