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Funny Stan Story, as Requested

Unread postby Stanley » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:56 am

So, I mentioned that a big part of Stan's personality was his sense of humor and his pulling pranks. Here is a sample:

We had taken our daughters on vacation, which always involved pulling the boat to a quiet lake and fishing all week. We looked like the Beverly Hillbillies, everything we needed strapped into the boat. You know, coolers, chairs, bikes...we set up camp and took off to explore the nearest town before we settled down to do some serious fishing.

I collect antique salt cellars, so any antique places were a definite stop. We discovered a promising-looking shop and I got busy, hunting for salts, while the other three roamed through the store. Now and then, I would catch Stan's voice and the girls chattering and giggling.

I heard an, "Ahhhhhhh!" Pretty soon, the girls ran up to me, grabbing at my arms, laughing hysterically and insisting that we had to leave right now.

Turns out the girls had witnessed a big old "plumber's but." With much giggling, they pointed out the man's hairy backside to their dad.

When we caught up to Stan, he was almost out the door, waving his arms around his head and saying in a goofy high-pitched voice,
"AHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS CRACK HOUSE!"

Jan


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Re: Funny Stan Story, as Requested

Unread postby wolverinebuckman » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:20 am

:lol:
That's funny stuff, right there! Thanks for sharing that.
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Unread postby UofLbowhunter » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread postby Dewey » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:23 am

:lol:
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Unread postby Lockdown » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:36 am

:lol: that’s good stuff. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Funny Stan Story, as Requested

Unread postby dan » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:40 am

Good stuff Jan... I miss Stan's witty one liners...
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Unread postby bowfreak8 » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:09 am

Great Story.. Thank You for sharing.
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Unread postby E72 » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:16 am

Crack kills ! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Stan Story, as Requested

Unread postby Aaron1987 » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:42 am

Stanley wrote:So, I mentioned that a big part of Stan's personality was his sense of humor and his pulling pranks. Here is a sample:

We had taken our daughters on vacation, which always involved pulling the boat to a quiet lake and fishing all week. We looked like the Beverly Hillbillies, everything we needed strapped into the boat. You know, coolers, chairs, bikes...we set up camp and took off to explore the nearest town before we settled down to do some serious fishing.

I collect antique salt cellars, so any antique places were a definite stop. We discovered a promising-looking shop and I got busy, hunting for salts, while the other three roamed through the store. Now and then, I would catch Stan's voice and the girls chattering and giggling.

I heard an, "Ahhhhhhh!" Pretty soon, the girls ran up to me, grabbing at my arms, laughing hysterically and insisting that we had to leave right now.

Turns out the girls had witnessed a big old "plumber's but." With much giggling, they pointed out the man's hairy backside to their dad.

When we caught up to Stan, he was almost out the door, waving his arms around his head and saying in a goofy high-pitched voice,
"AHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS CRACK HOUSE!"

Jan



Thank you Jan. That's hilarious!
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Re: Funny Stan Story, as Requested

Unread postby Edcyclopedia » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:48 am

I can picture him waddlin out with his crocs - too funny!
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Unread postby jporcello » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:12 am

I needed a good laugh today. Thank you :lol:
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Unread postby stash59 » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:19 am

:laughing-rolling: :text-thankyouyellow: :text-lol:
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Re: Funny Stan Story, as Requested

Unread postby hambone » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:31 am

:lol:
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Re: Funny Stan Story, as Requested

Unread postby Motivated » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:54 am

Nice! :lol:

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