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Descendent of Sasquatch Attacks Hunter
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WOW! Glad the victim is alright and hopefully the young man can get some much needed help
At least he didn't make a beef jerky commercial in his birthday suit
At least he didn't make a beef jerky commercial in his birthday suit
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Bath Salts strike again!! (or some forms of Meth). These drugs cause these bozo's to become hyperthermic and they strip off all their clothes during their psychotic episodes because they are so hot ... Their heart rates are also shooting the moon at the same time.
I've had to tackle, dart with a tranquilizer, and subdue more of these idiots than anyone would ever want to... I had one guy racing across his house (naked, of course) slamming into one wall followed by another, non-stop. He actually apologized to me in between hitting the walls head-on, said that normally he only does cocaine... I replied, "dude, you should have stuck with the coke... this is ridiculous!" followed by tackling, darting and subduing him...
Gets real bad when one of these bozos is your neighbor, and he shows up in your bedroom naked (it freaks the wife out pretty bad... just sayin).
This is a great story, gotta share it on facebook!! Good stuff, Ed...
I've had to tackle, dart with a tranquilizer, and subdue more of these idiots than anyone would ever want to... I had one guy racing across his house (naked, of course) slamming into one wall followed by another, non-stop. He actually apologized to me in between hitting the walls head-on, said that normally he only does cocaine... I replied, "dude, you should have stuck with the coke... this is ridiculous!" followed by tackling, darting and subduing him...
Gets real bad when one of these bozos is your neighbor, and he shows up in your bedroom naked (it freaks the wife out pretty bad... just sayin).
This is a great story, gotta share it on facebook!! Good stuff, Ed...
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Singing Bridge I couldn't stop laughing at your story!! I could also visualize that happening! You need to wear a GoPro and post videos of these idiots!
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backstraps wrote:Singing Bridge I couldn't stop laughing at your story!! I could also visualize that happening! You need to wear a GoPro and post videos of these idiots!
We also had a bath salts "streaker" jog by the neighborhood elementary school kids waiting for their bus with a crazed look in his eye and sweat pouring down him... that didn't go over too well with the moms in the ritzy neighborhood...
If I had it to do over again, I'd have said... "nothing to worry about folks, that's just a descendant of Bigfoot passing through... everyone move along now!"
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[/glow]Singing Bridge wrote:backstraps wrote:Singing Bridge I couldn't stop laughing at your story!! I could also visualize that happening! You need to wear a GoPro and post videos of these idiots!
We also had a bath salts "streaker" jog by the neighborhood elementary school kids waiting for their bus with a crazed look in his eye and sweat pouring down him... that didn't go over too well with the moms in the ritzy neighborhood...
If I had it to do over again, I'd have said... [glow=red]"nothing to worry about folks, that's just a descendant of Bigfoot passing through... everyone move along now!"
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I wonder about some people... The "hunter" in the article should of never gotten injured in this case. If I was armed with a deer rifle ain't no way I would let a crazy naked drug addict get close enough to hurt me.
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Singing Bridge wrote:Bath Salts strike again!! (or some forms of Meth). These drugs cause these bozo's to become hyperthermic and they strip off all their clothes during their psychotic episodes because they are so hot ... Their heart rates are also shooting the moon at the same time.
I've had to tackle, dart with a tranquilizer, and subdue more of these idiots than anyone would ever want to... I had one guy racing across his house (naked, of course) slamming into one wall followed by another, non-stop. He actually apologized to me in between hitting the walls head-on, said that normally he only does cocaine... I replied, "dude, you should have stuck with the coke... this is ridiculous!" followed by tackling, darting and subduing him...
Gets real bad when one of these bozos is your neighbor, and he shows up in your bedroom naked (it freaks the wife out pretty bad... just sayin).
This is a great story, gotta share it on facebook!! Good stuff, Ed...
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Sometimes I feel like Jim, on Mutual of Omaha's "Wild Kingdom."
It's like Marlin Perkins is sending me in, with the statement... "Bridge, wrestle with the descendant of Bigfoot and then tranquilize him... we will then perform tests before releasing him back to his natural environment."
It's like Marlin Perkins is sending me in, with the statement... "Bridge, wrestle with the descendant of Bigfoot and then tranquilize him... we will then perform tests before releasing him back to his natural environment."
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